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July 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Last week’s CDC Director confirmation hearing was an unmitigated dumpster fire from start to finish. Firstly, as these spectacles always go — despite 75% of Americans suffering from a chronic health condition, per ...
July 19, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The U.S. House Oversight Committee hosted recently a hearing that explored the myriad perversions, larcenies, and conflicts of interest in the administration of the federal “nutrition assistance” regime. The Demo ...
July 16, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and [nanny-state techno-twinks].” -Thomas Jefferson I reported recently on the ongoing drama surrounding the erection of 100,000+ ...
July 13, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Does it get more quintessentially American than illegally knocking off Flock cameras that enable the government to conduct illegal mass surveillance of the “citizens” whom it doesn’t actually view as citizens at ...
July 10, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “There’s always soma to calm your anger, to reconcile you to your enemies, to make you patient and long-suffering. In the past you could only accomplish these things by making a great effort and after years of ha ...
July 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: As I’ve argued for years to anyone willing to listen to reason, far too many Japanese children for far too many years have had, due to a lack of proper gender diversity, their bigoted little genitals intact. It’s ...
July 07, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Continuing in the grand tradition of their handlers wheeling decrepit zombies clinging bitterly to power around Congress to have them perform show-votes in an effort to buy time while the party figures out how to manip ...
July 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Retired” (in the same way that CIA agents “retire”) government psychologist and unabashed respecter of The Science™ with “expertise in family and community-based etiology, prevention, and treatment ...
June 29, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Comedian Tim Dillon recently expressed bafflement at the strategy of shoving Pride™ propaganda down every orifice of the body politic, fervently employed by the tranny activist corps with the purported aim of im ...
June 26, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Several advanced LLMs now outperform most human virology experts in troubleshooting practical work in wet labs,” per research from AI Frontiers — “wet labs” meaning biolabs working hands-on with live pathog ...
June 23, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: [Editor’s note: All apologies for the recent glut of culture war smut. Tranny-bashing, while invigorating and well-deserved, I believe to be the lowest-brow form of political commentary — not particularly insightfu ...
June 21, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: While their support for the industry might seem counterintuitive, intersectional feminists, otherwise known as third-wave feminists, are such ardent supporters of prostitution (which they rebranded as “sex work” to ...
June 18, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Autogynephiles — men who self-titillate through the performance of reductive femininity — enjoy themselves all the more when society is made, through legal mandate or social pressure, to participate in their fantas ...
June 15, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Endowed with something an expat friend of mine once called a strong “cultural immune system,” the natives of the Orient are notoriously insensitive to the pleas from Social Justice™ people in the West that ...
June 14, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Closeted middle-aged lesbian, recreational softball catcher, and “feminist social ethicist,” Rev. Dr. Rebecca Todd Peters somehow got herself put in charge of First Presbyterian Church in Durham, NC. In her appeara ...
June 11, 2026
Originally published by Benjamin Bartee via ZeroHedge: In response to a question on the topic posed by ZeroHedge reporter Liam Cosgrove, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently addressed the astronomical increase in alpha-gal syndrome, a tick-borne infe ...
June 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Don’t Want an AI Data Center in Your Backyard? You Might Be a Domestic Terrorist! (+ Notes on the evolution of the national security state) Americans deemed insufficiently enthusiastic about the construction of behe ...
June 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: So persecuted are the troons, so universal and pervasive their suffering — forever a mere click of the heels away from being holocausted — that, in order to demonstrate their total lack of privilege with absolutel ...
May 31, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The aspirational totalitarians over at Big Tech have seen fit to retrofit 32 million mosquitoes with a bacterial infection, using AI, and then dump them onto California and Florida. The federal government, beholden as ...
May 28, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Current Sith overlord and aspirational emperor of the galaxy, just a few false flags and manufactured crises away from assuming the throne, Larry Fink, recently appeared at something billed as “National Skilled Trad ...
May 25, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: (continued from The War Within) “The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest, and then becomes a host, and then a master.” -Khalil Gibran The time is eight-something a.m. The date does ...
May 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: It’s been a hot minute since we ran a “Fat Propaganda Roundup,” an Armageddon Prose staple since its inception many a fortnight past. I know you filthy hogs love your culture slop as much as me, so I apologize ...
May 20, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Anecdotal reports, many with accompanying video evidence, from around North America have inundated social media — well, on X at least; I don’t know about the others because my accounts all got nuked during COVID ...
May 17, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: [A casual conversation, just to pass the time, over a baby-flaying session in an ornate warehouse on some lawless Caribbean island] JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “Oh Learned One, what is the free market?” JPMorgan He ...
May 14, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Never trust a spook on the witness stand,” my Midwestern Irish-Catholic grandmammy once counseled me as we watched together, me a babbling little mess of a toddler, National Security Council underling Oliver Nort ...
May 11, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “soup lines free loaves of bread 5lb blocks of cheese bags of groceries social security has run out on you and me we do whatever we can gotta duck when the shit hits the fan” -Circle Jerks, ‘When the Shit Hits t ...
May 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Pertinent facts: · You have an (alleged) outbreak on a cruise ship currently at sea of a highly lethal virus with a reported kill rate of 40%, as opposed to less than one percent for COVID · Said virus has an incu ...
May 07, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Citing the “attractiveness” of Japan for Bangladeshi migrants, the Japanese authorities have announced a grand plan to culturally enrich the lamentably homogenous homeland with a third of a million Bangladeshis, ...
May 05, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Chair of the United States Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, Sen. Bill Cassidy, indefatigable advocate for indiscriminately injecting all newborn babies with a vaccine for a disease contracted ...
May 03, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Unsatisfied with merely censoring words, or combination of words, the current overlords of the continent and civilization that birthed the concept of free speech, in their endless quest for totalitarian control over h ...
May 01, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Insatiable carpet-muncher and public teachers’ union organized crime boss Randi “Iron Snatch” Weingarten proposed at the February Davos summit a partnership with the World Economic Forum to create an “integrat ...
April 29, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The Justice Department has announced respective prosecutions of former FBI Director and Russiagate architect James Comey (again, after the first one collapsed into nothing either through incompetence or sabotage) and ...
April 26, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: A mere nine days after Viktor Orbán’s electoral defeat to an opponent striking a conciliatory tone with the European Union, the European Court of Justice struck down Hungary’s Child Protection Law designed to kee ...
April 24, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Greasy Deep State eel in a human skinsuit, John Brennan, may have slipped the proverbial noose once again. In what appears to be now standard operating procedure for the administration, the Department of Justice assi ...
April 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Anchor babies and future Democrat voters rain down from the Caribbean skies like little demographic carpet-bombs, ejected from commercial aircraft. Via The Independent (emphasis added): “A woman has given birth on ...
April 21, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: One would hope this is just about drawing more tourism dollars, one of the major economic engines of the country — and yet, when the social engineers who pimp globo-homo race communism get involved, there’s alway ...
April 19, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “First they came for the sheep And I did not speak out because I’m not a sheep Then they came for the ponies And I did not speak out because I’m not a pony Then they came for my daughter And I did not speak out ...
April 16, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Eternal shame of South Carolina and sitting Senator Lindsey Graham — the childless, *alleged* (no lawsuits, please) closeted homosexual recently photographed traipsing through Disneyworld with a two-foot fairy wand ...
April 14, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The restless natives of the Emerald Isle, facing what would otherwise be universally recognized as an attempted genocide were they not white, have made their largest showing of defiance to date over the last couple of ...
April 11, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Bioterror Propaganda Roundup: The latest updates on the “new normal” — chronicling the lies, distortions, and abuses by the ruling class. The ‘People’s Health Platform’ Apparently short of another viable s ...
April 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Texas Governor Greg Abbot in a recently resurfaced and newly viral clip from 2024, to a room full of migrants enjoying a pagan ceremony at the governor’s mansion: “As long as I’m governor of this great state, T ...
April 05, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Happy Easter, dear AP readers. He Is Risen. Covering a topic (at least ostensibly) unrelated to the resurrection of Christ, the potential future of the “petroyuan” has never looked so bright. That the petrodollar ...
April 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The ongoing Western social engineers’ jihad to deracinate the white race by herding European women into the warm embrace of Third World migrants has not, so far, gone as swimmingly as the architects of globo-homo ra ...
March 31, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the ...
March 28, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Society in every state is a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one: for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, ...
March 25, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media. What with latent nuclear war, AI surveillance tech gobbling up whatever is left of Am ...
March 23, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Well, I think that I’m through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess I didn’t know her well at all ‘Cause I’m getting sick of Janie’s latest kick … Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair ...
March 20, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Pharmaceutical industry front group posing as a society of medical professionals, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), and its collaborators recently prevailed in federal court in efforts to thwart the MAHA Advis ...
March 17, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: I predicted long before the Iran war kicked off in March that 2026 would be the year the CCP pulls the trigger on its long-awaited incursion across the Taiwan Strait to reclaim what it views as its wayward island re ...
March 16, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: For decades after its defeat in World War II, Japan had largely acquiesced to the liberal progressive rigors imposed upon it by the victorious Allied powers. With inclusion in the global liberal fold came, certainly, ...
