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September 04, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “I pledge obedience to The Beast Of the United States of Palantir And to my techno-rape, for which it stands, One nation, under surveillance With angst and terror for all” The Pledge of Obedience pic.twitter.com/p1 ...
August 31, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “First they came for the troons, and I did not speak out because it actually sounded like a pretty good idea…” -Ancient Social Justice™ proverb By way of setting the table here, postmodernist semantical en ...
August 28, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The latest updates on the “new normal” — chronicling the lies, distortions, and abuses by the ruling class. Aussie penguins get bird flu injections In a world at latent nuclear war, seemingly on the brink of econ ...
August 25, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In recent findings provided by the philanthropic practitioners of The Science™ that definitely have nothing to do with solidifying totalitarian control over the food supply in order to weaponize its against non- ...
August 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Ohio GOP Senate candidate Jon Husted is in hot water with the electorate, caught in a statistical tie with his Democrat challenger. The National Republican Senatorial Committee, via a memo leaked to CIA mouthpiece Axi ...
August 19, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “The ten most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the psych ward, and I’m here to help.” -The Gipper Lindsay Clancy, currently on trial, allegedly strangled her own three children in the base ...
August 16, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Imagine, if you will, a land so utterly devoid of actual white supremacist terrorism that professional race hustlers resort to synthesizing it — conjuring it alchemically out of whole cloth like a jinn — in order t ...
August 13, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Being old enough to remember the heady days of 2020-22, I was led to understand that questioning the edicts of The Science™, with the Public Health™ apparatus as the conduit, was a cardinal sin that warra ...
August 10, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media. American Ozempic use hits all-time high The United Salad Dodgers of America (USDA) — ...
August 06, 2026
In what is difficult to frame, try as apologists might, as anything other than a fresh betrayal of the MAHA coalition for the benefit of the pharmaceutical industry at the expense of (actual) public health, the FDA has just approved a Moderna mRNA influenza “ ...
August 05, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Break out your tiniest violins, boys and girls, because the innocent angel-cake and American hero Saint Anthony Fauci is reportedly experiencing distress due to ongoing threats against his personal safety, according to ...
August 03, 2026
Nothing — and I mean nothing, if advertising strategies are any indicator — moves product in Southeast Asia like Caucasoids with blonde hair and blue eyes flashing their pearly whites. Especially the blue eyes, which are like catnip to these people. You co ...
August 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Sick Of It All frontman Lou Koller succumbed to esophageal cancer the other day. This relatively esoteric event likely means nothing to the 99% of you who are non-fans of the admittedly niche genre of music called New ...
July 30, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Unindicted COVID warlord Anthony Fauci’s Senate hearing yesterday, as anticipated, delivered neither answers nor justice for his crimes. America’s Mengele sauntered in — not, as he ought to have been, wearing an ...
July 28, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Straight from the horse’s mouth, as revealed in unindicted COVID warlord Anthony Fauci’s recently released diary, Barack Obama ran a behind-the-scenes PR campaign on his behalf so as to paper over Fauci’s fundin ...
July 24, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Last decade, RealBotix established itself as a leading pioneer in the sex robot industry, manufacturing love “companions” for lonely men with disposable incomes. Via VICE, 2018: “ RealBotix… is an offshoot of ...
July 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Last week’s CDC Director confirmation hearing was an unmitigated dumpster fire from start to finish. Firstly, as these spectacles always go — despite 75% of Americans suffering from a chronic health condition, per ...
July 19, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The U.S. House Oversight Committee hosted recently a hearing that explored the myriad perversions, larcenies, and conflicts of interest in the administration of the federal “nutrition assistance” regime. The Demo ...
July 16, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and [nanny-state techno-twinks].” -Thomas Jefferson I reported recently on the ongoing drama surrounding the erection of 100,000+ ...
July 13, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Does it get more quintessentially American than illegally knocking off Flock cameras that enable the government to conduct illegal mass surveillance of the “citizens” whom it doesn’t actually view as citizens at ...
July 10, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “There’s always soma to calm your anger, to reconcile you to your enemies, to make you patient and long-suffering. In the past you could only accomplish these things by making a great effort and after years of ha ...
July 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: As I’ve argued for years to anyone willing to listen to reason, far too many Japanese children for far too many years have had, due to a lack of proper gender diversity, their bigoted little genitals intact. It’s ...
July 07, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Continuing in the grand tradition of their handlers wheeling decrepit zombies clinging bitterly to power around Congress to have them perform show-votes in an effort to buy time while the party figures out how to manip ...
July 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Retired” (in the same way that CIA agents “retire”) government psychologist and unabashed respecter of The Science™ with “expertise in family and community-based etiology, prevention, and treatment ...
June 29, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Comedian Tim Dillon recently expressed bafflement at the strategy of shoving Pride™ propaganda down every orifice of the body politic, fervently employed by the tranny activist corps with the purported aim of im ...
June 26, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Several advanced LLMs now outperform most human virology experts in troubleshooting practical work in wet labs,” per research from AI Frontiers — “wet labs” meaning biolabs working hands-on with live pathog ...
June 23, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: [Editor’s note: All apologies for the recent glut of culture war smut. Tranny-bashing, while invigorating and well-deserved, I believe to be the lowest-brow form of political commentary — not particularly insightfu ...
June 21, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: While their support for the industry might seem counterintuitive, intersectional feminists, otherwise known as third-wave feminists, are such ardent supporters of prostitution (which they rebranded as “sex work” to ...
June 18, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Autogynephiles — men who self-titillate through the performance of reductive femininity — enjoy themselves all the more when society is made, through legal mandate or social pressure, to participate in their fantas ...
June 15, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Endowed with something an expat friend of mine once called a strong “cultural immune system,” the natives of the Orient are notoriously insensitive to the pleas from Social Justice™ people in the West that ...
June 14, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Closeted middle-aged lesbian, recreational softball catcher, and “feminist social ethicist,” Rev. Dr. Rebecca Todd Peters somehow got herself put in charge of First Presbyterian Church in Durham, NC. In her appeara ...
June 11, 2026
Originally published by Benjamin Bartee via ZeroHedge: In response to a question on the topic posed by ZeroHedge reporter Liam Cosgrove, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently addressed the astronomical increase in alpha-gal syndrome, a tick-borne infe ...
June 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Don’t Want an AI Data Center in Your Backyard? You Might Be a Domestic Terrorist! (+ Notes on the evolution of the national security state) Americans deemed insufficiently enthusiastic about the construction of behe ...
June 02, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: So persecuted are the troons, so universal and pervasive their suffering — forever a mere click of the heels away from being holocausted — that, in order to demonstrate their total lack of privilege with absolutel ...
May 31, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The aspirational totalitarians over at Big Tech have seen fit to retrofit 32 million mosquitoes with a bacterial infection, using AI, and then dump them onto California and Florida. The federal government, beholden as ...
May 28, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Current Sith overlord and aspirational emperor of the galaxy, just a few false flags and manufactured crises away from assuming the throne, Larry Fink, recently appeared at something billed as “National Skilled Trad ...
May 25, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: (continued from The War Within) “The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest, and then becomes a host, and then a master.” -Khalil Gibran The time is eight-something a.m. The date does ...
May 22, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: It’s been a hot minute since we ran a “Fat Propaganda Roundup,” an Armageddon Prose staple since its inception many a fortnight past. I know you filthy hogs love your culture slop as much as me, so I apologize ...
May 20, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Anecdotal reports, many with accompanying video evidence, from around North America have inundated social media — well, on X at least; I don’t know about the others because my accounts all got nuked during COVID ...
May 17, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: [A casual conversation, just to pass the time, over a baby-flaying session in an ornate warehouse on some lawless Caribbean island] JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “Oh Learned One, what is the free market?” JPMorgan He ...
May 14, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Never trust a spook on the witness stand,” my Midwestern Irish-Catholic grandmammy once counseled me as we watched together, me a babbling little mess of a toddler, National Security Council underling Oliver Nort ...
May 11, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “soup lines free loaves of bread 5lb blocks of cheese bags of groceries social security has run out on you and me we do whatever we can gotta duck when the shit hits the fan” -Circle Jerks, ‘When the Shit Hits t ...
May 08, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Pertinent facts: · You have an (alleged) outbreak on a cruise ship currently at sea of a highly lethal virus with a reported kill rate of 40%, as opposed to less than one percent for COVID · Said virus has an incu ...
May 07, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Citing the “attractiveness” of Japan for Bangladeshi migrants, the Japanese authorities have announced a grand plan to culturally enrich the lamentably homogenous homeland with a third of a million Bangladeshis, ...
May 05, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Chair of the United States Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, Sen. Bill Cassidy, indefatigable advocate for indiscriminately injecting all newborn babies with a vaccine for a disease contracted ...
May 03, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Unsatisfied with merely censoring words, or combination of words, the current overlords of the continent and civilization that birthed the concept of free speech, in their endless quest for totalitarian control over h ...
May 01, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Insatiable carpet-muncher and public teachers’ union organized crime boss Randi “Iron Snatch” Weingarten proposed at the February Davos summit a partnership with the World Economic Forum to create an “integrat ...
April 29, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The Justice Department has announced respective prosecutions of former FBI Director and Russiagate architect James Comey (again, after the first one collapsed into nothing either through incompetence or sabotage) and ...
April 26, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: A mere nine days after Viktor Orbán’s electoral defeat to an opponent striking a conciliatory tone with the European Union, the European Court of Justice struck down Hungary’s Child Protection Law designed to kee ...
April 24, 2026
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Greasy Deep State eel in a human skinsuit, John Brennan, may have slipped the proverbial noose once again. In what appears to be now standard operating procedure for the administration, the Department of Justice assi ...
