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November 06, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Sometimes stereotypes hold true. Case in point: Asian men do indeed, as a rule of thumb, as anyone who has watched Japanese pornography may have noticed, tend to have smaller-than-average packages compared to those o ...
November 05, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Javed Inamdar, convicted of getting gropey with a sleeping schoolgirl on a transcontinental flight, came up with a slew of truly remarkable defenses that make O.J. Simpson’s glove routine look rock-solid. Related: ...
November 04, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Whereas convention dictates only nice words be uttered about the recently departed, I subscribe to the Christopher Hitchens philosophy on eulogizing monsters: “Play the world’s smallest violin.” (If you’re a f ...
November 03, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “First they came for the dairy cows, and I did not speak out…” You know the thing. Related: UK Mandates Backyard Chicken Registration To Fight Bird Flu Danish biotech firm DMS recently developed a product calle ...
November 01, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “There’s hope in the words and emotion in the eyes It’s so easy to be misled by the savvy gentle guise And like fools we trust the delivery But it’s all just drunk sincerity” -Bad Religion, ‘Drunk Sincerit ...
October 30, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Notorious nemesis of civil liberties one and all, Barack Obama, is apparently — and unsurprisingly — on the same page as our current Attorney General Pam Bondi, at least in the narrow sense that he also endorses a ...
October 28, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: At least since the 1910 Rockefeller/Carnegie takeover of institutionalized medicine via the Flexner Report, the MD class can be generally divided into three cohorts: · Doctors who tell the truth about vaccines regar ...
October 27, 2025
Elbows Up Stengthens U.S. Tariff Resolve at Canada’s Expense The disastrously misguided “Elbows Up” campaign championed by the Carney government rooted in the fantasy that a smug, arrogant Liberal elite wields leverage over the largest economy in huma ...
October 26, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Speaking with Nicole Wallace, former George W. Bush propagandist and current MSNBC propagandist — living proof there’s no real difference at the highest levels of the bipartisan establishment duopoly — Rosie O ...
October 24, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” -George Orwell, ‘Animal Farm’ He had me at the Animal Farm ...
October 23, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing on modern Bangkok. Via Bangkok Post (emphasis added): “Forty-four men, many wearing only underwear and testing positive for illicit substances, were arrested during a raid on an ill ...
October 22, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The EBT serfs of the underclass may be in for a rough ride come November, when mommy government is slated to wean them off the teat of state. Via CNN (emphasis added): “Roughly 42 million people are at risk of los ...
October 21, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: You might be familiar with a recent jaunt a handful of comedians took to Riyadh to perform for the House of Saud brass. Legacy and leftist media have attempted to turn this into a pseudo-scandal. From the melodramatic ...
October 19, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Reporting what the government would rather not have reported is not just an essential function but, one could argue, duty of a free press in a representative system. The Pentagon, the publicly-funded armed services ...
October 17, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The gallantly insubordinate nation-states of Poland and Hungary have long been a thorn in the side of the architects of globalism like George Soros — himself, ironically, a remorseless Hungarian Nazi collaborator ...
October 15, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media. Understanding that I promised no more culture war slop a while back, I regret havi ...
October 12, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In a full face of conspicuous make-up rendering him three shades lighter than normal, current candidate for Ohio governor Vivek Ramaswamy took the stage at a Montana State University Turning Point USA to offer legacy ...
October 10, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: How does a professional diagnose — strictly clinically speaking — a patient presenting with a toxic cocktail of menopause/obesity-induced hormone imbalance and Social Justice™ ideology overlaid onto a psychologi ...
October 09, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: From whence sprang the narrative sold to the public that a known neurotoxin, fluorosilicic acid, is the most effective tool in the developed world for combating cavities? The answer is contained in a sordid tale of p ...
October 07, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “Give me your children’s genitals or give me death!” -Patricia Henry, your local public school librarian As frontline soldiers in the fight to protect and preserve Our Sacred Democracy™, frumpy, menopausal, an ...
October 06, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: I recently stumbled upon a true gem of an X post from @kunley_drukpa — not necessarily a ringing endorsement of expat life in India, but an expert treatise on the “low trust society” that rings all too true f ...
October 05, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Premier nepo-baby and Vice Chair of the “nonprofit” Clinton Foundation, Chelsea Clinton, has been given a podcast to inflict her Public Health™ advice upon the public, the latest in a rash of celebrities’ anno ...
October 03, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: “This Is America” explores the cultural undercurrents pulling Western civilization into the abyss. After a lengthy amends for all of the culture war slop I’ve shoveled you people, it’s with equal parts enthus ...
October 02, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Typically, the only four circumstances under which the leadership of the two parties unite together (that sacred “bipartisanship” they like to tout) are: a.) to hand out more public goodies to their mutual donors, ...
October 01, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: American parents, data shows, are fleeing the biomedical plantation at alarming — alarming, that is, for corporate media and the pharmaceutical industry that it dutifully serves. Related: Study: COVID Shots Cripple ...
September 29, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Via The Telegraph (UK) (emphasis added): “All adults will be issued with digital ID cards under plans by Sir Keir Starmer to tackle illegal immigration. The Prime Minister is expected to announce… his backing in ...
September 28, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: What appears to be a poorly disguised, closeted teenage twink — whom nobody ever heard of two days ago — named Brilyn Hollyhand has announced a ten-campus tour to pick up where Charlie Kirk left off. Here he is, ...
September 26, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: On the off-chance that anyone still bitterly clings to the myth that the function of U.S. foreign policy is to represent American national security interests (and/or spread Democracy™ or human rights or whatever), m ...
September 24, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: HHS Secretary RFK Jr. and President Trump yesterday announced findings — long suspected by many but shoved into the “conspiracy theory” bin, never to be explored, by prior administrations — that Tylenol use in ...
September 23, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Don’t let the technocrats’ performative empathy and calls for prayer in the aftermath of a man-made disaster deceive; dead kids are golden opportunities for the national security state — preferably when they’r ...
September 22, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: An Armageddon Prose original short story: A digital display on the wall read 7.16.043.27 in neon green, which changed by a lone incremental digit every now and again. Nancy, having spent considerable time staring at ...
September 21, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In Congressional testimony last week, FBI Director Kash Patel described then-U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida Alexander Acosta as the perpetrator of the “original sin” in the now decades-long Jef ...
September 18, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Political rhetoric is replete with references to the “conservative agenda,” the “liberal agenda,” etc. The reality: whereas activists and voters have legitimate ideologies, nationally elected politicians, by a ...
September 16, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: One of my great personal frustrations, having covered the filthy world of politics and punditry for years at this point, is that so precious few actors in this arena seem to sincerely believe in anything. They’ll pa ...
September 15, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Back in March, the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization took a page out of the Orwellian WHO Global Pandemic Treaty playbook — which later passed in April despite the abstention of the United States ...
September 14, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Safari: “Have you beauty, that leads the heart from things fashioned of wood and stone to the holy mountain? Tell me, have you these in your houses? Or have you only comfort, and the lust for comfort, that stealthy thi ...
September 13, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Via STAT News (emphasis added): “On behalf of the misleadingly named Make America Healthy Again movement, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has launched an undisciplined assault on biomedi ...
September 12, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: His Grace Dr. Anthony Fauci testified to Congress in 2024, under oath, that he never leaned on staffers in his NIAID fiefdom to delete emails in an attempt to skirt FOIA record-keeping laws From the congressional rec ...
September 10, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: My view on the deadliest war in modern history would likely be different had I not lived in Ukraine — probably one of indifference. But I have. The first time I set foot in Ukraine in 2020, having spent years in the ...
September 09, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In our Brave New World, whereas the government grants itself carte blanche to surveil its subjects — often in defiance of basic Fourth Amendment protections — its subjects will no longer be permitted to surveil, i ...
September 08, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: As you may have noticed, bashing trannies, antifas, and BLM-type racial agitators has been a staple at Armageddon Prose since its inception in 2021. I do it because it’s low-hanging fruit, and it’s fun. Bread an ...
September 06, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: This story is long in the tooth, but: a.) I just stumbled upon it recently, and; b.) It so perfectly — poetically, even — encapsulates the liberal psychosis that it’s worth rehashing. What follows is the natural ...
September 05, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Which ought to be the greater priority for the British state? · Preventing British children from being raped by illegal aliens; or · Housing illegal alien rapists on the public dime I think we all already knew the a ...
September 04, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In Florida, according to Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo — in what could perhaps prove a watershed win for human freedom that will, fingers-crossed, reverberate throughout the nation — the state will no longer b ...
September 03, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In a recent, standard RFK-smearing segment on MSNBC, Senior Scholar at Bloomberg School of Public Health and International Monetary Fund advisor Dr. Amesh Adalja issued a stunningly pseudoscientific proclamation aft ...
September 01, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Close your eyes. Prepare yourself. Picture the creepiest leather-daddy gimp at your local Pride™ sodomy festival, the one in the crowd you’d be most sure is HIV-positive and most terrified to ever leave your son o ...
August 30, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: After scorning independent media for years on end — and also directing its censorship — the dinosaur Democrat Party has been on a quixotic quest to discover the “left’s Joe Rogan” since its embarrassing 2024 ...
August 29, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Yet again, for reasons undisclosed except in the vaguest terms possible — “discussing the importance of U.S. global health programs and health research” — the president welcomed arguably the world’s most egr ...
August 28, 2025
Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In addition to the eventual total supplantation of human labor, AI is also doing a real number, per multiple reports, on homo sapiens’ psychological welfare — seducing lonely techno-serfs, ironically desperate for ...
August 26, 2025
Do guns save lives in America? Read the latest data on defensive gun uses here. ...
